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June 2013

13 posts

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

ME! We do the same thing, you and I.
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getoffmybloghoe:

the advantage of having friends that dont have tumblr is you can tell them jokes you found on tumblr 

Jun 14, 201386,815 notes

officialjesusfanclub:

Things I have achieved in my life: 

  • …
  • ???
  • !

Ummmm
Uhhh
Fuck!

Jun 14, 20137,020 notes

dennys:

Denny’s loves you so much that we will give you our wifi password.

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May 2013

66 posts

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how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

May 20, 201374,684 notes

I guess I could focus on the negatives, all of the things that didn’t happen for me, or I could focus on the small little things that did and view them as meaningful and worthwhile.

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Just changed my avatar from me as a blonde to me with my current hair and the chickfila cow.

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John Green's tumblr: The Commencement Address → fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

fishingboatproceeds:

Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.

My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…

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When all of your Feels about life come out and talking does not help.

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You are lucky, stop complaining.
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“You talk all the time —
but you don’t say anything.”
—Donna Noble   (via fabulousbitch69)
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artaeologist:

there was a canary at mum’s work when i was 8 or so and one of the nuns would hang out in the sunny end of the lounge room and whistle with him

sometimes i got to put his little bath thingie on the cage and watch him clean himself and stuff

bird story

That’s really flock provoking.

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bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

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